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Thursday, July 15, 2010

The interview

Ah... finally found time to blog. These pass few days have been crazy busy. No time to poo, no time to pee. Still breathing though.

Anyway, the word of today is.... interview. I-n-t-e-r-v-i-e-w. Yup, that's right.

When doing an interview, the interviewer usually asks questions to try to dig a particular information out. We want to test whether the candidate fits the 5 values of the gray company, which are

"Winning mindset", 
"Teamwork", 
"Innovation", 

and.... what's the other two? Can't remember (Can hear the boss grunting in disapproval reading this, "Mindy, it's in your objectives, how can you not know?").

For example, if I ask you, "What would you do if you don't like your boss?", answer: "I'll quit my job". Buzzer goes off, alarm bells start to ring, red lights start flashing. Sorreeeee, wrong answer. Thank you for coming and have a nice day. Goodbye.

Anyway, I've found an oppurtunity to practice the my new interviewing skills.

The candidate: the boy.
Interviewing for an i1 position (no prior related experience, it's equivalent to the ikan billis level)

Took me a while to compile the interview question list. Each testing for a particular character which I wanted to find out, which are the following.


1) Do you like dogs?
[We are a dog-loving family. You have to be dog-loving to earn the membership]

2) You've only met my sister for 2 months. What is it that you like about her?
[Ahh... young love is always so simple and so fast. You like me? I like you? Okay la, it's on, think so much for what?]

3) Your own family vs. your wife. Who will be more important?
[The famous, mother-in-law vs. daughter-in-law dilemma]

4) If you could only afford one. Which would you choose? A nice house or a nice car?
[This is to test whether he has long-term or short-term goals. Impressed with his answer here. :) Came with good explanation supporting his answer. I wonder whether the sister taught him what to say. Hmm...]

5) Do you do your own house chores? If so, what kind of chores?
[This is to find out whether he's the type of guy who thinks house chores are a woman's job. And you know la, I have a thing for the hubby when he mops the floor... shirtless. A guy who does house chores is a guy who doesn't expect his wife to look after him like a mother]

6) Which would you prefer, your wife earning more than you, or you earning more than your wife?
[Actually, I should have rephrase my question. I meant to test whether he is egoistic. Because some guys cannot stand it if his wife earns more money and pays for all the bills]

7) If you get into an argument with my sister, both sides are not correct and not wrong, how would you resolve the conflict?
[Need to see how he handles conflict because love may be all cloud 9 at the beginning, but the reality is that making a relationship last is oh so very hard......]

8) What is the most important thing to you in life?
[boring question, but still must ask]

9) What do you think is the most important thing in a relationship to make that relationship last?
[since it's an i1 position, need to understand what his perception of a relationship is]

10) If my sister ask you whether she's fat, what would you answer?
[Ha! Trick question. The answer is....... there will never be a correct answer. No matter what a guy does in this situation, he will always be wrong. The hubby was grinning from ear to ear when I told him about this question. The hubby has so much experience. He's an i4 level (the dolphin level).]

Okay, and as bonus points, do you know any of your seniors from your course looking for a job? I'm currently hiring Software Engineers, either from Computer Science and Electronic Engineering. If you do know of anyone, please send me their resume. Thanks! 
[I must and well take advantage right? Which BTW, to all the blog readers here, we are currently hiring Software Engineers, either from Computer Science or Electronic Engineering. If you do know of anyone, please send me their resume. Thanks! ]




In conclusion, the boy passed overall. He is now officially promoted from the boy to the sister's boyfriend.

But wait..... this is just round one of the interview. (What, you think it's so easy?)

He now needs to pass the hubby's interview next, who deep deep deep down inside the big-bully-older-brother-in-law act he puts on, he's actually a protective big brother who has declared all men in this world to be bad except himself. Yes, if I ever have a daughter, she's only going to be allowed to date when she's 30 years old.

:)

7 comments:

thefishdiary said...

wow... this actually makes me feel that my "recent" interview wasn't that terrifying. And by interview, I don't mean the VP's one. It was a similar interview as you have "conducted". The diff is, I wasn't informed it's gonna be an "interview" AT ALL! Again, an unprepared one. (I sure haven't learned from my past experience huh)

Tan Shu-Yin said...

haha. i pity ur daughter.
and i shd guess that she will never know that her mum started dating A GANGSTA on her first year of college! hahaha :P

Genny said...

haha.. =) poor Kelvin.. I hope Yin How doesn't torture him... I've been tortured for too many years d haha XD

btw, i was sitting next to him giggling all the time, but I didn't provide any answers.. it all came from him... You think I will simply fall for anyone meh? =p I hv the Boogie Filter in my head ;)

maybe i should bribe yin how with some stuff... hmmm~

Mindy said...

SY, that gangsta says it's okay from him to be a gangsta because he knows he is a good guy. Where else all other guys besides him are bad. :P

WY, you were interviwed? Usually only the guys get interviewed wor... girls are always accepted because we are nice beings. :)

Kelvin, you'll get a cert after you pass Uncle Ninian's interview. :)

Genny, bribe him with a Roomba. Okay.... Roomba ah...

Wabbitfoot said...

Huuh...and i tot my last job interview was scary. This was terrifying... haha

Good Luck!

Pig said...

Boy am I glad I'm neither a guy going after anyone nor a girl whose sister is like you!! :P :P LOLx. Wei.. Roomba as bribe?? enuff meh?? What about all your sport shoes, and wonderful toiletries?? :P

Mindy said...

Dear Pig,

Thank you for reminding me what's rightfully mine. :D

Genny Loo, just to confirm the list, it's now Roomba, Scooba, my shampoo + conditioner, the Revlon eye shadow I want, a pair of shoes you lost and....