9 words woman use

I received this forwarded email from my sister who said that it reminds her of Yin How and I. I have to say, it's very true. :)

1. Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
2. Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4. Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6. That's Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome.
8. Whatever : Is a women's way of saying FUCK YOU!
9. Don't worry about it, I'll do it : Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to #3.Then you RUN!
   

Now this is my own reasoning for those 9 words.

1. We say this because we could argue and argue and the point won't get through so we don't want to argue anymore.
   
2. Girls just need more time to get ready. It's just a fact. We have to pick out the right outfit for the right occasion. Then there's the hair, the makeup, the accessories. Guys wear the same type of outfit for most occasions. How hard is it to match the same looking T-shirts with all the same looking shorts/pants? And they only need to comb their hair and they are done (some don't even need to do this). Then why is five minutes only five minutes when we ask a guy to do something? Refer to #9.
   
3. Girls say this because we want to know whether guys are sensitive enough to know whether something is wrong even when we say "Nothing". If a guy is observant enough, then he would know that there's something and not nothing. So there's nothing to fear if you are sensitive to your girl's needs. Of course if you think there's nothing and do nothing, do not fear for we will definitely let you know there's something.
   
4. Girls do not like to assert control over guys. If you really want to do it, then go ahead la... Just that you'll be doing it knowing that we are unhappy about it and if you still go ahead and do it, then it will hurt us very very much. You don't want to hurt us right? :~(
   
5. The explanation there is already good enough. Sometimes a loud sigh also means "there's something wrong and I want you to notice and to ask me about it".
   
6. Same reason as 4.
   
7. There's nothing wrong with saying thank you. And when we say it, we mean it.
8. I don't say the former, I get straight to the point. In some situations, whatever means "leave me alone, I don't care anymore".
   
9. This is when a girl repeatedly asks a guy to do something again and again and AGAIN and each time the guy says he will do it and never does. I don't understand why can't guys just do it the first or second time when we ask them nicely? It's always, "Ok, later", "Ok later", "Ok later".. one month later and it's still "Ok, later". So girl gets fed up, "FINE.... I will do it myself". And suddenly the guy will have the time to do it immediately.

So given the interpretation and the reason behind those 9 words, it's pretty simple to understand what a woman wants right? :)